Kayce sends mixed messages about which piercings she has, Tristan learns that mommy groups are for more than shaming, and special guest Rachel takes us all on the emotional roller coaster of the adoption process.
Coxsackie rears its ugly head (and hands and feet and mouth), Phoef the cat won’t shut the heck up, and the moms learn that when you have a baby, vacation should be called, “being a mom somewhere else.”
The mothers continue their interview with same-sex moms, Jill and Kasie, and manage to work baby wieners into yet another episode. They would like to remind you to hug your grandparents.
Kayce and Beau are fighting, Tristan has the sexiest of all the ailments, and the moms ask inappropriate questions to same-sex couple and supermoms, Jill and Kasie.
Kayce and Beau ride the rails to Poop City, Tristan is Nellie's biggest hurdle, and super-nanny Suzanna pops by to teach the moms that it's possible to like babies that don't belong to you.
Tristan takes mom fails to the next level, Kayce is the Cesar Millan of babies, and Beau and Nellie both prefer their dads, which is TOTALLY FINE AND THE MOMS DEFINITELY DON'T MIND AT ALL.
Tristan gets to know the El train after 16 years in Chicago, Kayce is extra bonus tired, and the moms welcome Rachel, who delivered her daughter at 25 weeks.
Tristan has a few things she will NOT pay for, Kayce deals with a public meltdown, and the moms realize that whether you stay at home or put your baby in daycare, it's a comedy of errors.
The mothers get a little perspective after talking to a single mom who's doing it all! At least they are super-fluent in Spanish.
Nellie is a dumpster baby, Kayce's self-control has been stolen by the internet, and the dads and the babies pop in for a very special Father's Day episode!
Kayce is working on her debut rap album, Tristan values Nellie's life at $5, and listen as the moms struggle (and ultimately fail) to craft a joke about pre-memes.
The Mothers discuss how they celebrated Chris’ Birthday and their laughable amount of milk, Kayce has a run-in with The Rag, and Tristan learns that “Hey! Hey! Hey!” isn’t just for horses horses horses.
Tristan's old friend comes to visit, Kayce is the MacGyver of bodily fluids and special guest Kenny might be a SAHD, but he's still a bro.
The mothers are the BEST experts on the royal family, Tristan's Mother's Day gets STOLEN from her, and Kayce keeping an orchid alive is a metaphor for motherhood.
The mothers talk to a real-life midwife Dana McLaren, Beau gets in a boxing match with a book, and Tristan is definitely high on drugs.
Tristan named her child after a boot remover, Kayce is probably going to get arrested at Target and the moms talk registries and baby showers, ie BLANKETS! BLANKETS! BLANKETS!
Tristan and Kayce just talk candidly about 2 weeks of mom life, how single moms rule, the Easter Bunny is a creep and getting gifts for teachers will stress you the f out. Special Guests Beau and Nellie have a lot to say.
Mom Fails abound, Nellie's doctor gives a surprising diagnosis, and they say mom's work 2.5 jobs. No duh
Kayce solves the case of the missing paci, Tristan loves a newsletter, and the moms welcome guest Erin to discuss the havoc wrought on their guts, butts, nips and brain in the first few weeks with baby on the outside.
Kayce spends all day looking for a pacifier, Tristan is using a hand pump for basically no reason, and it's called "labor" for a reason! Oh, and it's NOT Daylight Savings or Midsummers Night. Huh.